Thursday, August 16, 2007

JOKES ON BUSH, CLINTON AND LADEN

Here are a few of my original gaglines/jokes on Bush, Clinton and Laden which you might enjoy. The Bush - Cli*t** jokes are based on the fact that the Americans have chosen Presidents with such compelling names thrice already and are likely to do so this time too! And who knows, it might be back to the 'Bush' in 2012! Wow!

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AMERICA IS JUST ABOUT SEX...... IT'S ONLY BUSH.......CLInTon....BUSH......CLInTon.....

U.S. IS PRIME PROPERTY....... IT'S JUST BUSH.......CLInTon......BUSH.....CLInTon....

AMERICANS ARE SEX-STARVED..... NOT ENOUGH OF BUSH.......CLInTon......BUSH.....CLInTon.....


AMERICANS ARE TOTALLY FOCUSSED....ON... BUSH.......CLInTon......BUSH.....CLInTon.....
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WHAT DID BUSH SAY AFTER ALL ATTEMPTS TO CAPTURE LADEN FAILED?
" OSAMA I'VE BIN LADEN"
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