Thursday, September 6, 2007

SILLY ONE-LINERS

A few silly one-liners which have found their way into my head.
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AN AGEING BULL NEEDS BUT ONE COW*
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TIME STANDS STILL WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER...
NERDS WITHOUT IMAGINATION!
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DON'T BARE YOUR HEART...
INNER BEAUTY HAS FEW TAKERS!
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BARE BUT NOT YOUR HEART...
UNBREAKABLE PARTS PLEASE!
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*Does not apply to ageing Bill...he wanted a calf too!