A FEW TAKES ON BUSH AND JESUS

These one-liners appeared suddenly, starting with the sentimental one right below. You will notice that although I have used them in the context of George Bush, these are essentially 'timeless' and can be used almost universally with imagination. I must also clarify that I do not mean to hurt anybody's religious sentiments, but if anyone does feel offended, my apologies in advance alongwith a promise to remove the offending material on hearing from you.
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What is the reaction of religious and righteous Americans to what Rambo Bush has done?

JESUS HAS BEEN HURT…
HE’ S BLEEDING ON THE CROSS AGAIN.
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What did the most powerful man in the world, Bush say when told that Americans thought it was time for the Second Coming of Jesus to pull things out of the mess created by him?

OK, GET JESUS BACK IF YOU WANT…
BUT MAKE SURE HE STAYS ON THE CROSS!
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What did Bush tell his mother at being admonished for what he had done?

GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE…
EVEN JESUS SCREWED IT UP THE FIRST TIME!
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This is an irreverent take, much to the joy of our Rambo.

THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS IS DELAYED…
NO VIRGIN IN SIGHT!
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